Two calls from my dearly beloved in the past 5 minutes went a little something like this.
1) He: Hey, I'm sick.
Me: Sorry, what's wrong w/ you (as I sniffle through my own allergies/cold)?
He: I'm sore all over my whole body.
Me: Ok, what would you like me to do about it?
He: I'm going to take a Tylenol.
The end.
2) He: Hey, did Nancy Pelosi get a makeover. She looks totally different...her face... her hair...
Me: I don't know. I'm working here (/applying for a job.) Botox maybe??
He: She looks hot.
Me: Okaaay... Buh-Bye.
I suppose I should take some comfort in the fact that he the reformed apolitical republican knows who Nancy Pelosi is and is acknowledging her hotness!
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