I am so fuh-reaking bored right now. I'm on the USA Jobs website searching for new employment and I'd estimate that 85% of openings listed in the sphere I'm searching are at the Department of Homeland Security (yuck), ALL the State Department civil service jobs are in Iraq and the International Activities Specialist position at the National Endowment for the Arts that I thought looked cool requires Russian or Arabic language skills. I think I might make a good "wild horse and burro specialist", no?